Coco Eau De Toilette
Momofuku Crack Pie

The Momofuku crack pie…. is just as described. It’s my holiday season pie du jour this year for sure. Everybody try it. 

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/crack-pie

Snack shaped pool floats. I’m in.

Snack shaped pool floats. I’m in.

Dots on find friends

I can see Brian’s dot on find friends rest at his moms street in Eugene, OR. I think he got there around ten last night. Which means I only have I suffer a workday without him. My hope is that he hasn’t gone full hippie having taken hallucinogens for the first time (I just can’t any more I burnt out my hallucinogen pathways in my ear 20’s).

Work is going to be a shit show today. Two of my last favorite social workers from my old hospital inexplicably moved to my new hospital!!!! Ugh. Including the practicum instructor Brian said I acted liked was my abusive partner.

At my hospital there’s RN’s and MSW’s and nurses and social workers can both do discharge planning and do but only social workers can do social work (complicated placement, psych issues, cps, apa, drugs/alcohol, homeless, adoption).

Typically there are four in house social workers doing social work sometimes five. But today it will be just me who hasn’t oriented (I’ve been doing discharge planning, and I don’t even have all the resources to do good social work) along with one other lady. X2 the work 1/3 the skillset/resources. Ha.

But today my boss is desperate and even though I haven’t oriented she plans on just sink or swimming me. Which is just ridiculous. Two MSW’s doing the work of four, one whom is untrained and another who’s first day it is. Ughhhhh. Luckily I’ve found a good working relationship with the other MSW that changed to this hospital because I just kept putting my foot down on workplace abuse at the last hospital. Hope that works for me today.

Fancy beer, salmon, greens, asparagus, quinoa for dinner. Pie and cock for dessert. I can make it through. I always do.

But god damn if this doesn’t prove my worth and my care team doesn’t hire me to do this job full time instead of per diem 5 days a week… I’m going to immediately find a different per diem and stop giving people all my time when they won’t give me a full time position with benefits.

It’ll be okay. Pie and dick.

ursulavernon:

prettythingsofarandomnature:

red-lipstick:

Marta Klonowska (b. 1964, Warsaw, Poland) - Animal sculptures made from shattered glass pieces. Represented by: Lorch + Seide Gallery.

Wow!

Ping ursulavernon again!

These are marvelous. Also pointy.

clatterbane:

charliexxx:

So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it. 

LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT

This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY

No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now. 

I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life. 

This would also save lots and lots of voice calls, for people who have trouble with that. My mom was having to call around to try to compare, and also got brushed off with a lot of bad info about like you might expect. :/

athenagracee:

spring |

"Winter is over; the winter rains are over, gone! Spring flowers are in blossom all over. The whole world’s a choir—and singing!" (Song of Songs 2:10-11)

September — #moreofJesus all over again

instagram: @athenagracee / fujixT1 18mm / vsco film

Always one of my favorite months.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

#rubythecorgi #corgisofinstagram #corgipuppy

#rubythecorgi #corgisofinstagram #corgipuppy

Heart attack.

Heart attack.

Hahahahaha. Old men are gross. 

Hahahahaha. Old men are gross. 

EPPPPPEEPPEPEPPPPPP

Jax’s hair pulled back appreciation post.

Jesus.